Day 29: Human Centipede 3
Via: Netflix
Release Date - 2015
Synopsis: To punish his prisoners, a sadistic warden (Dieter Laser) and his right-hand man (Laurence R. Harvey) hatch a scheme to suture 500 inmates together.
SPOILER ALERT - If you have not seen the movie do not read.
Well, it had to happen, The Human Centipede 3 was bound to make its way into my life.
Ok, this is weird to say considering the second film had a baby getting stepped on, but this might have been a little over the top. For starters, I hated the first Human Centipede. It lacked acting a good storyline and it just seemed super cheesy. I loved Human Centipede 2. It was dark, gritty, acting was disturbing and on par, the effects and sound were great. Human Centipede 3 tried to do a different genre with the same characters from 1 and 2, but it pretty much failed. I almost got the feeling that this was a full length porno. I don't mean that because of the constant bjs on screen, but the tone. The acting was incredibly dramatic and poor, the way in which it was edited and shot was almost professional. It was like a scat movie with bad dialogue and soap opera-esque acting.
The main story revolves around a warden who loves to tortures his inmates. That's basically it. His side-kick, some administrative type has the idea of creating an inmate human centipede. That's the whole movie. There are scenes that are meant to make you sick to your stomach but they just seem desperate. Like a child screaming at the top of their lungs, "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!"
Gore without substance. Three words to illustrate the ridiculousness of this movie: kidney rape scene.
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